Arch Manning rumor madness with Nick Saban and Cleveland Browns — and a whole lot of dumb—
We’ve now reached peak stupidity, which in this day and age, is a true rarity.
Let’s connect the dots of the nonsensical Arch madness that has officially taken over this college football offseason.
Texas quarterback Arch Manning plays well enough in his first season as starter to become the No. 1 pick in the 2026 NFL Draft.
Arch is the nephew of NFL Hall of Famer Peyton Manning, who is close friends with Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam.
The Browns have two picks in the first round of the draft, and will trade up (if needed) to select Arch Manning, who has all of 95 career pass attempts.
After all that, more dumb enters the speculation: Nick Saban will ignore the love of his life, he beloved bride Ms. Terry, and come out of retirement to coach the Browns and Arch.
Now, the kicker: Haslam didn’t exactly throw water on the inane thought process, telling media during Browns training camp, “I think if you know the Manning family, I would bet that – and I don’t know Arch at all – I would bet he stays in college two years.”
